Q:Yo baby, just call me Santa's reindeer, 'cause I'm gonna Blitzen that ass. (┌ΦωΦ)┌ .:*・°☆.。♥
lol at dinner,one of my cousins brought a friend over to enjoy the festivities with us and when she was introduced to me, I said”hello. I am rosie, I serve this white family as patronage.me no speak engrish good.”
I’m pretty sure I freaked her out. lol, white people. u bitches so silleh
This reminds me of the one time at work (overnight cashier at McDonald’s) where a guy on the cook-line got put on dish (my other function) near the end of a long line of customers. When I went back to get caught up on the dirty cookware and found it being handled by another co-worker, I triumphantly stated, “ah, a black man doing all my work for me. My white half is pleased.”
Dude about died.
International Men’s Day
As some of you may know, today is International Men’s Day. As a certified Manologist, it is my pleasure to share with you some little-known facts about these “ladies of the sea”
Men were invented in 1975 by noted author Manfred P. Mann, who was quoted as saying “I made them way better than Springsteen did.”
The average man is paid up to seventy thousand dollars an hour in the workplace. The average woman is paid in Reese’s Pieces.
"Man’s best friend" is, contrary to popular belief, not a dog. It is, in fact, Gary Shandling.
A group of men is called a “misappropriation”.
Men have fairly sub-par eyesight, relying instead on their sense of smell. This is an evolutionary mis-step, however, as the only smell their noses can register is “Designer Impostors perfume strip in a Cosmopolitan magazine from 1993”
The term for “Man” in ancient Sumerian literally translates to “That guy over there”
Men are notoriously hard to breed in captivity, so scientists often have to intervene by wearing “man suits” and simulating the incredibly complex man mating dance, then sticking a bucket under them at precisely the right time.
You can make your own man at home by gluing a cat to a bunch of Jenga pieces.
A grown man can give birth to one hundred baby men, or “wigglers”, at a time. Sadly, most of these will be eaten by predatory birds.
Men do not have knees