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ALL OF MY HAIR IS CONNECTED, VALERIE.

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psdo:

nyakitapioka:

psdo:

SEXISM IS OVER

i feel uncomfortable seeing this o-o 

Good. Tell your buddies this is what oversexualization is and why it’s a problem when it happens to female characters.

And if we’re not not bothered by this in the slightest…?

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    • #gaming
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Don’t eat banana bread while taking a selfie.

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milkydayy:

My brother was playing Scarlet Blade (this is  the actual game armor)  the other day and at first it was just funny how anyone would even take that seriously but then i got jealous because what the hell i want a game with a buncha skanky dudes i can check out while i play and THEN i thought of what would make that even better: food

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April 1, 1920: Toshiro Mifune is born.

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camdamage:

“I know people can be mended. Not all, and some more immediately than others. But some can be. I don’t see why not you.”
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“I know people can be mended. Not all, and some more immediately than others. But some can be. I don’t see why not you.”

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momotastic27:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:


littleartemis:


radiogrimshaw:


radiogrimshaw:


ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm


i know there are some writers who follow me
please
take note


I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.
So writers, take note.


jesus h. christ


I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.
A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.
So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.
This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.
Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

Vaginal sex is painful for me with more than, say, 5 inches. So no, bigger is not better.

This is all actually very re-assuring.
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momotastic27:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

Vaginal sex is painful for me with more than, say, 5 inches. So no, bigger is not better.

This is all actually very re-assuring.

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    • #PROTIP
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anniilaugh:

COME AT ME BRO
He’s manly enough to glow pink lens flares.
Late night inspirations, gotta love.
And Bro.
Yes.
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anniilaugh:

COME AT ME BRO

He’s manly enough to glow pink lens flares.

Late night inspirations, gotta love.

And Bro.

Yes.

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The only thing intended for men that I’m wearing is the rainbow socks.
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The only thing intended for men that I’m wearing is the rainbow socks.

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