I have done nothing but design chest hair all day. Coffee started messing me up on the third and fourth attempt. The fifth try is the one I settled on.
There may be a sixth, but… not today.
I’m a big sexy bara man don’t believe me I will wreck you with my superior grappling and general strongness.
d;awwww are you chubby?
I’m built like a linebacker/sumo wrestler, yeah. I max out weight-machines at the gym, split old oak doors, and make abusive boyfriends (whom I am hired, with food, to handle) reconsider their decisions.
I just completely lack toning.
Some times I feel bad when I see women fawning over ripped dudes but then I remember that if I body-slammed those same dudes they would probably die so then I smile and make plans to go the gym extra early the next day to warm up with those dudes’ entire body-weight.