i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
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Source: surimistick
“I know people can be mended. Not all, and some more immediately than others. But some can be. I don’t see why not you.”
Source: nearlyvintage
I smoke and drink. A lot of you don’t drink, don’t smoke. Some people here tonight, they don’t eat butter. No salt. No sugar, no lard. No biscuits. No gravy with onions in it. ‘Cause they wanna live, they give up that good stuff. Neck bone, pig tail. You goin’ feel like a damn fool, lyin’ at the hospital dyin’ from nothin’.
Advice from Adventure Time (Bulletin Board)
“Dude, sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something”
- Jake the Dog“I know who I am and I’ll know what I want if and when it ever comes along.”
- Fionna the Human“This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I’ll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.”
- Royal Tart Toter“Sometimes you see things that are real, and other times it’s like crazy, crazy, crazy, in your face, all the time.”
- Ice King“When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light.”
- BMO“No one flicks me in the butt without my consent.”
- Finn the Human“People make mistakes. It’s part of growing up and you never really stop growing.”
- Duke of Nuts“Sometimes you want someone and you want to kiss them and be with them, but you can’t because responsibility demands sacrifice.”
- Princess Bubblegum“I pay attention to things I see you being all about.”
- Prince Gumball“Bad biscuits make the baker broke, bro.”
- Jake the Dog“Everything small is just a small version of something big!”
- Finn the Human
“Even if we like each other, we’re still going to hurt each other.”
- Flame PrincessBest advice in my life.
Sometimes I wonder just how intentional a lot of lines in AT are.
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Source: dewogong
I could make a mint.
Fill my pockets with more than lint.
I’ll give you a hint:
It involves the internet.
“Dear Die-ary, there’s nothing terribly wrong with feeling lost, so long as that feeling precedes some plan on your part to actually do something about it. Too often a person grows complacent with their disillusionment, perpetually wearing their “discomfort” like a favorite shirt. I can’t say I’m very pleased with where my life is just now… but I can’t help but look forward to where it’s going.”
There’s a stereotype that black people are lazy. I don’t know if that’s true, but I know white people went all the way to Africa to get out of doing work.
Lance Crouther (via rattlingbone)
Sometimes you read something and your whole perspective of a situation changes. This is one of those things.
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The gifs
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WELP.
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“The best revenge is not to be like your enemy.” — Marcus Aurelius
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Source: icanread
Take the whole thing as a beautiful game. Seriousness is a disease.
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Source: goodnumberone
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