momotastic27: dontkillbirds: miau-is-me: luvr4photography: radiogrimshaw: annathemoony: soupnbananaz: littleartemis: radiogrimshaw: radiogrimshaw: ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm i know there are some writers who follow me please take note I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina. So writers, take note. jesus h. christ I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches. Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow. Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER. A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely. So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice. This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give. Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you. ive learned a lot today omg i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this #huge dicks are like communism I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^ Vaginal sex is painful for me with more than, say, 5 inches. So no, bigger is not better. This is all actually very re-assuring.
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ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

Vaginal sex is painful for me with more than, say, 5 inches. So no, bigger is not better.

This is all actually very re-assuring.

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If someone started telling stories about how my gender was controlled by our genitalia and sexual arousal turns us into rapist automatons, I would be outraged. I would explain in very small, very loud words that I am a person and I can goddamn control myself. I wish more men would speak up to say ‘actually, even when I can’t turn my erection off, I can sure as hell use the rest of my body to put it somewhere it won’t bother anyone.’
The Pervocracy: The Myth of the Boner Werewolf. (via sexisnottheenemy)

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I Don’t Understand Slut Shaming

With sex being a thing guys are just supposed to be hard-wired to want all the time (it ain’t the case, but let’s roll with it), wouldn’t a woman that wants to have a lot of sex…

… you know, um…

Wouldn’t that be a good thing?

Now, the thought-process of a dude that didn’t even finish high school ain’t gonna amount to much, but it seems to me that a whole subset of people you wanna do something with that themselves wanted to that same thing… with you, no less… that’d be a freakin’ Jackpot of a situation! We’re talking “chocolate meeting peanut butter”-level stuff! This is, of course, only addressing the male side of things (and heterosexual interactions, to boot), so let’s look at the female gaze for a moment. Idiot Logic (referring to myself, here) is unisex, so I am free to trod in the land of the fairer sex for this… whatever the hell this is.

Ladies…

It all amounts to a screening-process, doesn’t it?

  • If you want a man just for a quickie, then you can follow their trail for the squishy, sticky win.
  • If you want a man for a committed, monogamous relations, you can still follow their trail; but focus on the one’s they don’t catch.

Now, if a “slut” steals your man, I can understand being upset: someone stole a copy of Pokémon Sapphire from me when I was 15, and it sucked pretty royally. I can only imagine what you’re feeling. But, really, the only way the woman could be blamed is if it was rape: otherwise, it’s bro’s fault for consenting. In the former case, it’s not theft; and hey there’re cops for that. Either ditch the horn-dog or press charges. Rapist-shaming and slut-shaming are two very different things. I, personally, am all about rapist-shaming.

Pregnancy

Here’s where things get really weird, for my fool self. Why get on a women about the potential risk of having a child they may not want? It makes more sense to give women the lighter judgment on promiscuity, because they can only be involved in so many pregnancies at a time. A dude can knock up an endless number of broads in any given week. If a chick gets knocked up repeatedly within a nine-month period, she is not a woman: she is a space-alien, and her godless brood will quickly dispatch us silly humans upon their hatching. Like with rapists, I wholly support Space Alien Invader-shaming. Go nuts with that. This is our planet, goldurnit.

That’s pretty much all I have to say on the matter. In the case of homosexual women, it’s even less sensible: either you’re a dude that wasn’t gonna get any to begin with, you’re a straight woman that’s unaffected really, or you’re a homosexual woman yourself that can just use the trail-advice. Simple stuff, yo. There’s the whole infections-thing, too, but that could be pushed into sexual-education talk; and I’d prefer that, ‘cause my fingers hurt from all this typing and I wanna go to bed.

Have a nice day~!