do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my body
you need an award right now
Clearly, you’ve never suffered the unyielding horror of a cold-induced boner (I call them “icicles”), or other such unintended erection, while somewhere near a playground.
You’d prefer to suffer bloodletting, then.